Friday, March 10, 2006

I am shocked when you use the word F*ck!


The contents of this blog post may seem to be offencive to some people. Its upto the reader's discreetion.

[Below Here is a transcript which I have taken from an Audio Clip! I confess that it’s not at all a creative effort from my side, but I had to put it up as this was too good to have all alone. So here it is:]

F*ck is one of the most beautiful words, English language should be proud of which. No other language I think has any such beautiful words. One Tom from California has done a great deal of research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of the Tom, Dick and Harry Fame. He says, “One of the most interesting words in English language is the word F*ck. It is one magical word; just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love”.

In language, it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive, “John F*cked Mary” and Intransitive “Mary was F*cked by John”. It can be used as a noun, “Mary is a fine Fuck”. It can be used as an adjective, “Mary is F*cking beautiful.” You see, there are not many words with the versatility like the word f*ck.

Besides its sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

  • Distraught – I got f*cked at the car lot.
  • Ignorance – F*ck if I know!
  • Trouble – I guess I am f*cked now.
  • Aggression – F*ck you!
  • Displeasure – What the F*ck is going on here?
  • Difficulty – I can’t understand this f*cking job.
  • Incompetence – he’s a f*ck off.
  • Suspicion – What the f*ck are you doing?
  • Enjoyment – I had a f*cking time.
  • Request – Get the f*ck out of here!
  • Hostility – I am going to knock your f*cking head off!
  • greeting – how the f*ck are you?
  • Epathy – Who gives a f*ck?
  • Innovation – get a bigger f*cking hammer.
  • Surprise – F*ck! You scared the shit out of me.
  • Anxiety – today is really f*cked!

It can be very healthy too If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation. Just when you get up the first thing you should do is to repeat the mantra “F*ck you” 5 times. That’s how I keep my throat clear!
I guess that’s enough for the day.... Ciao!

5 comments:

debopriya said...

it was quite an educational message..... must admit.........

vishesh said...

dre r some coincidences wich force u to think dat u share n innate relationship with some1....well dere cannot be a gr8er witness to this....i had contemplated a question as to wich is d most versatile word in ths creation....the obvious ans is F*CK...
even used it in a mock interview...feels like u entered my meddula n got something wich i thought was mine.....but proud to say its ours...

Harish G. Naik said...

Osho?

Anmol said...

yeah thats from an osho seminar

ach_85 said...

yeah.. thats osho!